Mountain Biking, Yoga and Snuggles: A Unique Couples Retreat in Hood River this Fall

Hiya Sasquatch here:

“The thing about being ugly is — there’s no maintenance” I once overheard a human hiker say. I have no idea if I’m a looker or not, but I like to assume I could lure in another statuesque Sasquatch if I really wanted to. 

And if, say, I did have fantasies about having a mate with long eyelashes named "Pepper," I might entertain going an adventure like this with it:

The Girls with Grit MTB Yoga Couples Retreat:

There are spots for two weekends -- September 21-23 and September 28-30

Price for two people is $1395 and includes:

  • Mountain bike clinics
  • Yoga sessions
  • Trail rides
  • SUP’ing
  • Lunches both days
  • Happy Hour apps and drinks Saturday night
  • Post clinic brews on Sunday
  • Opportunity to see a Sensei-Graves Bikini Trunk Show
  • Lodging is not included.

Where to stay?  Lodge 902 in downtown Hood River still has open spots those weekends.  Lodge 902 is a bed and breakfast in the Columbia Gorge’s most celebrated town, Hood River, Oregon.  It's got six PNW quirkily-styled bedrooms all with adjoining the bathrooms and loaded of comfortable common areas. It's also an ideal house to rent in its entirety for off-site meetings, family reunions, wedding lodgings (2019 is filling up y'all), guys’ weekends, women’s getaways and retreats.